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Ed Meek
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Edge Portfolio Management


State: IL

At Edge, a low client to advisor ratio allows for personal and customized service for each individual.  Our goal is to work as a team for each client to provide not only portfolio management but wealth coordination and financial planning.  We make every effort to have frequent communication with our clients and to provide timely response to calls and emails.  I also enjoy spending time with my wife and three kids, playing and following basketball, playing golf, and participating as an advisory board member for Breakthrough Urban Ministries.

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Donald's Corner Blog: Phobia Films

| BY Donald Liebenson


It’s slim pickings for horror movie fans this Halloween weekend. “Ouija,” last week’s top grossing film, pretty much has the market cornered. Or does it? Even if you don’t happen to suffer from pedagophobia—the fear of teachers—Fletcher, the psyche-scarring, face-slapping music instructor so indelibly portrayed by J. K. Simmons in “Whiplash,” may be just as terrifying as Michael Meyers, Jason, or Freddy Krueger. And if you are gripped by dikigorosophobia, then Robert Downey, Jr.’s slick lawyer in “The Judge,” will (initially) confirm your worst fears.

Hollywood knows what scares you, and it`s not just creepy dolls (“Annabelle”), vampires (“Dracula Untold”) or, if you’re a guy, having to endure a new Nicholas Sparks date-night movie (“The Best of Me”). The most frightening films might just be those that visualize one`s personal demons and deepest anxieties. “Gone Girl” is unnerving enough, but consider its impact on someone gripped by gamophobia, the fear of marriage.

Name a phobia and there is likely a film that no matter how innocent might just fray your nerves, curdle your blood and haunt your dreams. Here are just a few if you’re looking for something scary to test your mettle this Halloween.

Anhedonia (the inability to enjoy oneself): Woody Allen buffs know that that was the original title of his Oscar-winning romantic comedy, “Annie Hall.”

Cryophobia (fear of extreme cold): Besides perhaps “Ice Station Zebra,” what could be more chilling than “Frozen?”

Dendrophobia (fear of trees): On of “Guardians of the Galaxy’s” most popular characters is Groot, a sweet little tree until he branches out near the end of the film with a limb-swinging payback against some bad guys.

Pedophobia (fear of children): The screen has given us many memorable pint-sized terrors from “The Bad Seed” to “The Omen,” but watching any stomach-churning episode of “Keeping up With the Kardashians” or “My Super Sweet 16” could be the most effective method of birth control yet.

Hodophobia (fear of traveling): With disaster at every turn, the Griswold’s dream family vacation to Wally World becomes a comic nightmare in ``National Lampoon`s Vacation.”

Hylophobia (fear of forests): “Bambi.” It also instilled fear of meadows and fear of Man.

Motophobia (fear of cars/driving): For those with this phobia, George Lucas might as well be George Romero with this long night’s journey into day filled with cruising and drag racing.

Santaphobia (fear of Santa Claus): “Miracle on 34th Street” Maybe Mr. Sawyer was on to something.

Vestiophobia (fear of women’s clothes): You might want to steer clear of Billy Wilder’s classic comedy, “Some Like It Hot,” in which Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon are forced to hide from mobsters in the guise of women musicians, or “Tootsie,” in which struggling actor Dustin Hoffman goes incognito as a soap opera actress.

Fear of sequels (Romannumeralphobia): I made that up, but this has been a rough year for moviegoers with this phobia, and it will doubtless only get worse in the years to come.

Your turn: What phobia films give you’re the creeps?